"Remember, Elmer, I'm a Career Cow!"
Woman to henpecked husband: "Well, don't just sit there
Harassed husband to smouldering wife: "You complain when
my toenails are too long,
then you complain when I trim them! There's just no pleasin'
you, is there?!"
Dentist saying to patient while peering inside his mouth:
talking back to the little woman again have we, Mister Simkins?"
Woman barking to husband: "Wilbur, did you encircle
this 'Are You Lonely' advertisement?
Wife to man on the beach: "I'm sorry, but when you said,
'Look at the seaweed', I naturally assumed that you were insulting
"I came home late last night and my wife hit the ceiling.
Real hard. She's still up there."
Wife to T-shitrt saleswoman: "He'll take it."
Man (carrying umbrella and extra pair of shoes) to friend:
Boss to employee: "Well, if your wife thinks you're worth
more than I pay you, may be you should go work for her!"
Wife: "Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you. We're on a diet."
Husband: "Alright to tweak central heating down a notch
Wife on phone: "Mother Superior don't you
mean Wife Superior?"
Wife: "Make my tea now!"
International symbol of marriage