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47. Henpecked Husbands - II
 





"Remember, Elmer, I'm a Career Cow!"



Woman to henpecked husband: "Well, don't just sit there — reign!"



Harassed husband to smouldering wife: "You complain when my toenails are too long,
then you complain when I trim them! There's just no pleasin' you, is there?!"



Dentist saying to patient while peering inside his mouth: "Been
talking back to the little woman again have we, Mister Simkins?"



Woman barking to husband: "Wilbur, did you encircle
this 'Are You Lonely' advertisement?



Wife to man on the beach: "I'm sorry, but when you said,
'Look at the seaweed', I naturally assumed that you were insulting my husband."



"I came home late last night and my wife hit the ceiling. Real hard. She's still up there."



Wife to T-shitrt saleswoman: "He'll take it."



Man (carrying umbrella and extra pair of shoes) to friend: "Who's henpecked?"



Boss to employee: "Well, if your wife thinks you're worth
more than I pay you, may be you should go work for her!"



Wife: "Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you. We're on a diet."



Husband: "Alright to tweak central heating down a notch dear?"



Wife on phone: "Mother Superior — don't you mean Wife Superior?"



Wife: "Make my tea now!"



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Posted: 14 Nov 2008
 
 
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